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swinton:
person: have you accepted jesus as your personal lord and savior?
me: i own all her cds
Amen.
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May 2012
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April 2012
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Hello lovelies :)
I apologise for disappearing, I’m taking a break from social media for an undetermined length of time so that I can just focus and finally finish my book. So far it’s working like a bomb! If I take long to reply please be patient. See you soon, with finished novel in hand :) xx
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I absolutely hate this new fad of saying "water"...
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My friends and I just spent an Hour making up...
Me: Oh god, I expeliarmissed!
Friend: You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!
Me: Homenum Revelio (is how you tell him to get naked).
Friend: My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.
Me and Friend: Is that your wand? - No, that's my whore-crux.
Me: Oh, wow. That's a bludger. (if he's big).
Friend: Hagrid isn't the only giant, if you know what I mean.
Me: You must have done really well in Charms class, because your wand has rendered me useless.
Me: I'll see you on the quidditch pitch, my quaffle wants to score.
Friend: I'll be the huffle to your puff.
Me: I have a potion I want you to sample...
Me: I'll make you moan like Myrtle...
Friend: Can I put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?
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That awkward moment...
…where you’re like, “Why did the music stop?! Why is the music not playing? OMG. There’s a ghost. I am being haunted. OMG. Vivaldi’s ghost has come back and he is telling me I am to young to be obsessing over his music. OMG…Oh, wait. I paused it just now. Right. Carry on.”
